Kids VS Adults
I think that adults learn very similarly to kids. All of a sudden a kid is like… “Holy shit puzzles are awesome!” or “Fuck this block set, I’m going to start playing with dinosaurs.” and then “Dinosaurs are for diaper lickers, I’m going to make grandma read me a book!” to “Books are 4 fags l0lz. Txt me ur hw! I need 2 copy 4 tmrw!!!”
Except with adults it’s all lame shit, like “Holy shit, babies are awesome!” or “Fuck this apartment, I’m going to start paying for a house!” And then “Long term relationships are for diaper lickers, I’m going to make my boyfriend marry me!” to “Marriage is 4 fagz l0lz. Txt me ur signature! I need divorce decree 4 tmrw!!!”
I’m scared that the ages that correspond with such natural learning patterns draw closer each day. When are my needs and wants going to change from “Omgz do want Google Nexus One and Amazon Kindle.” to “Technology is teh suck, I can form babby?” or “Independant living FTL! I can has marriage?”
So… what kind of shit stunts your growth? Meth? Okay. Will do.
Okay… Bad example… marriage and babby forming would never replace my lust for new technologies, Google technologies especially. Android baby hybrid? Now we’re talkin. I want to download apps… for my baby.
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December 26th, 2009 at 7:36 pm
If you ever write a book, this needs to be on the back cover.